question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i will never coherently bang her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
