Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just google imaged poop.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The power of my boobs compel you
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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