Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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