okay pat passed out under dana's car
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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