Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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