Whod you bang
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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