I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
tell me about the eggs
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