Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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