i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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