hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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