Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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