You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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