I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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