is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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