I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
