Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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