it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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