yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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