PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Randomize
