She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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