all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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