she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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