There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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