Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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