He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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