Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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