he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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