I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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