Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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