Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
