i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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