capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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