id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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