why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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