I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
