YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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