Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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