you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Last time i carry you out of a forest
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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