I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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