my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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