Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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