Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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