Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
As shirtless as possible
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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