Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
