Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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