just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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