We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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