There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
