I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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