Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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