What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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