who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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