Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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