Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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